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Naughty New Year's Ball

December 31, 2017

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Drink

We will have an amazing Champagne bar with many great selections of champagne as well as bottle service, so you can buy your own bottle for your table.

In addition to champagne, we will have a cash bar with a full selection of spirits, wine and beer.

Dress

The ball will have a formal theme with an undercurrent of sexy naughty-ness. New Year's is the time to dress to impress, so expect plenty of black tie and beautiful gowns, but anyone dressed nice will be admitted.

No shorts, tennis shoes or sandals please.

Dance

We will have great music to dance the night away including slow songs so you can hold your partner close as you ring in the new year together.

We'll start the night off with oldies & progress to newer, high energy music as the night goes on.


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Meet & Greets

Sign up for the Naughty New Year's Eve Ball and you can join us from 3-6 pm for two private Meet & Greets, both with HUGE Bourbon St Balconies for people watching and having fun. You will get a chance to meet local couples and those coming in for the New Year's Weekend. We will have great music and venues for these Naughty Meet & Greets.

With so much going on in New Orleans for New Year's, you won't find a better value or a better place to ring in the new year.

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Amazing Bourbon St Balconies

Our Meet & Greets will feature BIG and well located balconies so you can watch all of the fun go by on Bourbon St. 

Great music, sexy people and upscale venues are what make our Naughty events stand out. We make sure our events are private and we have the best staff on the planet on hand to make sure everything runs smoothly.


Tour New Orleans 

Come see New Orleans as you've never seen it before.
On Friday, Saturday & Sunday, we will have three optional tours for you to choose from.
Each tour will start at 11 am and will be from 2 - 3 hours long:

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The Magical Mystery History Tour
$25 per person

Pulitzer Prize winning writer and local host Chris Rose takes us on a wild ride through you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up local lore, dropping to his knees (twice) to amplify his passion for “the power of music, the driving force of our lives.” 

Some revelations are mildly amusing footnotes (our beloved state song, “You Are My Sunshine,” was written by a guy from Georgia). Others are bizarre shaggy-dog epics (Eric Burden’s search for the real “House of the Rising Sun” ends in a convent). All are wildly entertaining, delivered with the showmanship of Ernie K-Doe, “crown prince of weirdness in this city” and Rose’s musical lodestar.

“Smoking, drinking, vulgarity and heckling” are not just permitted but encouraged. This is a music lover's dream tour.

To book this tour, email Chris Rose at chrisrose504@gmail.com

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Bob & Tess' Excellent Marigny &
Bywater Adventure $25 Per person (+bike)

Join the Naughty hosts on a tour outside of the French Quarter to the artsy and musical neighborhoods nearby. You will learn about local architecture, music venues, art and things you'd probably never seen on your typical trips to New Orleans. You may even stop by their house for a pit stop.

We will visit several local watering holes where Tess & Bob frequent. Each hole in the wall bar has been vigorously tested and reviewed by us in an effort to bring you only the best off the wall, funky and uniquely New Orleans spot.

This tour is best done on a bycycle, so you will need to rent or bring your own bike (BYOB). If you aren't a decent bicycle rider, you may want to get a map that has some of our stops listed and you can simply bar hop with us in an Uber, Taxi or Lyft. You will miss some of the cool spots in between, but you'll still find some great hidden gems in the Marigny and Bywater neighborhoods.

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'The Big Sleazy Tour' 
$25 per person

Our infamous and original Naughty NOLA tour. An offshoot of our Adult History tour with more naughty history! Learn about our legal Red Light district and the birthplace of Jazz, Cross-dressers, Madams and more! We will take a walk around the French Quarter exploring locations of ill repute,  bawdy tales and sordid stories.May Baily's, Norma Wallace our 'Last Madame',  tales of Storyville, our legal Red Light district are just a few stories.

Bourbon Street burlesque, crossdressers and hot dogs, Led Zeppelin and the 'Penis Balcony' are all on route.

Ever wonder how New Orleans got it's reputation? This tour will answer all of those questions...

Stay on Bourbon St.

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Location

Where Canal Street meets Bourbon Street, the newly renovated Astor Crowne Plaza New Orleans provides luxury accommodations amid the beating heart of the legendary French Quarter.

You are right in the heart of the city, just two blocks from Colette, close to the best restaurants and bars in the city.

If you want to book a room at our hotel, there is a 3 night minimum and we will send you the link to ook, once you are signed up for the Naughty New Year's Eve Ball.

Rooms

The rooms are recently renovated and there are beautiful suites available as well. Rooms are averaging around $450 per night, but we have rates at just $279 per night, a great deal for this holiday weekend.

Our beautiful rooms and suites are thoughtfully-appointed with elegant furnishings, wall coverings and drape, which reflect our hotel's sleek yet traditional style. We also provide 24-hour room service, complimentary Wi-Fi and an attentive, professional concierge for a comfortable, relaxing stay in one of the premier luxury hotels in New Orleans.

 

Quality

Discover a rich diversity of elegant comforts and conveniences, including free Wi-Fi, flat screen HD TVs,  a sparkling outdoor seasonal swimming pool, an acclaimed on-site restaurant and state-of-the-art fitness facility.

Just outside, you'll enjoy a whirlwind of enchanting festivals, theater, music, cultural exhibits and culinary delights.

You'll also enjoy close proximity to must-see attractions, such as French Quarter/Bourbon Street, Harrah's Casino, Jackson Square, the Aquarium of the Americas, 

NAUGHTY SPONSORS

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Hustler Hollywood: 111 Bourbon St.

Hustler Hollywood is located right across the street from our hotel. They have the most fun toys in New Orleans (maybe the most toys I've ever seen in a store). They have vibrators, strap-ons, dildos and our favorite: the Hitachi wand (in many sizes with many options).

They also have costumes, lingerie, high heels, lube and almost anything else you could possibly want to make your New Year's Naughty-er. Mention Naughty New Year's and get a 15% discount!

They are giving away a special package of goodies ($100 value) to one lucky couple, so make sure you get a free ticket when you arrive for the drawing.


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QT Pie Boutique: 241 Dauphine St.

QT Pie is our favorite costume shop in the Quarter. Located just around the corner from our hotel, they offer some of the best corsets, stockings, high heels, sexy dresses and outrageous outfits you will find in New Orleans.

Mention Naughty New Year's for your 15% Discount.

They will be giving us a gift certificate for $100 for one lucky couple in our giveaway (just after midnight).